午夜心碎小企鹅

午夜心碎小企鹅

可能是最会讲段子的财经博主

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午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
The more you lose, the less principal you have. The less principal you have, the less you lose. So the more you lose, the less you lose. #企鹅乐园 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
Yesterday, a friend outside the circle asked me, what does web3 mean? I said it's just online gambling, scams, and money laundering. She said, I thought it meant investment, so why do people still play? I said, they think they're investing 🤣 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
Once you've chatted with codex for a week, you'll realize that chatting with 99.99% of people is a waste of time. ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
8 Ocean Tears per round, no payout if none. Anyone want to take 2 BTC? 🥹 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
If you guys put one-tenth as much effort into making money as you do into porn, it would be great🤣 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
After making money, I want to broaden my horizons. Sitting at home in front of the computer every day and earning 2%, I just think about taking profits, like a country bumpkin who's never seen money 🤣 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
You usually recklessly lose all your principal, and when the real opportunity comes, guessing wrong means death, guessing right barely breaks even 🥹 ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
If you bought $10,000 worth of Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP 20 days ago, you now only have $2.19 left. ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
This year, nearly 170,000 people registered for the national futures live trading competition, which recorded a cumulative net loss of 5.03 billion, making it the most loss-making year in the history of the competition. Except for the quantitative group, all other groups were in the red, highlighting the difficulty. Countless geniuses want to prove themselves, but here, being a genius is just the entry requirement. ​​​
午夜心碎小企鹅
午夜心碎小企鹅
The moon waxes and wanes, and people are full of partings 🌙 ​​​